The Key to Immortality

In a world where people will do anything to live forever, the humble banana has emerged as the new elixir of life. Yes, you read that right – bananas are apparently the key to immortality, or so the latest untested theories claim. According to proponents of this theory, the secret to living forever lies in…

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Pizza Under Attack

Are you tired of fake pizza? Sick of all the liberal pizza joints with their so-called “ethical” ingredients and “inclusive” toppings? Well, if you’re a true patriot, then you’ll want to head to Arizona for some authentic, right-wing pizza. First of all, let’s talk about the real meaning of pizza. Pizza is not just a…

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